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Alright the month is ending

Time to check hit songs for the theme of the month

https://youtu.be/r1WZ5V4JZTQ

Hmmmm

Not many fit the theme

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I'm too lazy to search for more songs.


So the winner this month is


Luisa

https://youtu.be/62Beb-5hQqM

Everybody else is disqualified for doing the wrong theme

So the leaderboard is

Lady Gaga 2
Luisa 1

Way to go ESTP! Keep up the good work.

This "how dare you love me" attitude is expected and cherished.

Now the theme of next month is

COURTLY LOVE

and after that it will be

WAR AND PEACE

Good luck to all contestants.

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you might not mind the idea of marrying a poet
but there will be some time between now and then
and the same way cigar-smoke may have some influence on the teeth
the corruption of this world might shake your resolve
or one day you may have a dream
that feels like waking up from a dream
and being who you are
instead of a poet
you may fancy
a senator or a general
and who am I to tell you no
the bridegroom shall be taken from thee
and you may have your way
throwing to the winds his whole beggarly heart
you know, I've been told to pursue
freedom
but this whole idea of
social freedom
is bollocks
the idea that some money
can turn an unconscious and undeveloped person
into a fully awake being
is misleading at best
there is neither hell nor purgatory
outside the mind
and if your mind is gone
if you are pure soul
pure insanity
then you are in heaven
but if once you reach heaven
your sacrifice your soul
just to fit in
then you fall back to hell again

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every man, woman and child
carry in them the sorrows
of their forefathers
the sorrows gave them only
a brief respite
so they could taste death
and then came back full force
for another round
another iteration
it is yet unknown
if these sorrows are but
clouds which cool and refresh
its flowers during
the most violent heat
could you feel sorrow
if you weren't invested
in any outcome in this world
you have read these poems
you know me then
as far as someone can know someone else
through such a flimsy medium
you know I have sentences
laying by me for all purposes
far from being miserable
I am the eye of the storm
Misery Itself
making everyone else miserable
while I myself am quite alright
so people avoid me
wisely enough
same as they would avoid a natural disaster
it is only when you are very very close
that the chaos turns to calm

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the education of man
begins in the cradle
and ends only at the deathbed
there are always room for
enormously enriching yourself
through precise interventions
but such strokes
are not given at random
he scarcely replied
he seemed to have
something or another in his mind
he was in fact thinking
about collective ownership
maybe that was the path to freedom
rather than squander money on gizmos
and the proverbial
snorting cocaine out of a whore's buttcrack
the thing is we all have desires
often our desires are crude
and we would rather
not have to explain them to anyone
just fulfill them and be done with it
and money lets you do just that
that is the only reason why
money is a superior system
to any non-monetary system
money let's you be whimsical
power and the triumph
of your ambition over your neighbours
can be accomplished in any system
but watching a muslim girl masturbating furiously
to homoerotic depictions of the prophet muhammad
that only money can buy

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she smiles in a sort of last defiance
but every hope she has seems
to have been dashed by now
how could good thoughts
be allured to dwell
in such a hectic porn filled mind?
are you not afraid of the darkness?
never heard you gotta think good thoughts?
yeah but it was hollywood telling me that
they were probably lying as usual
when was the last time
good thoughts brought anyone anything good
it is endless misery that brings the good out
good thoughts bringing people good things
is the delusion of those who were
born in the right families
or with the correct genes
everyone else needs to be oppressed
otherwise they will do nothing useful
leave a genius to his own devices
he will produce masterpiece after masterpiece
leave an average man to his own devices
he will produce one of two things
hastily arranged games
to keep boredom at bay
or ways to overcome
his perceived social and economic huddles
only he who has climbed walls
and is pursuing the flying
ever elusive ideals of the greeks
can have in him the necessary mindfulness
to correctly ascertain that
woman's suffrage was the greatest mistake of the west

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0lAi7-I9ZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oMhN4Jrdzk

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both socialism and capitalism
exist largely to cater to womanly needs
in socialist countries
women reportedly are happier than men
and in capitalist countries
women are responsible for
roughly eighty percent of all purchases
and even those purchases made by men
are often with the goal of appealing to women
took thousands of years
to make the world safe-ish for women
everything from
frightful awkwardness
to impassive geniality
put to the service of women's whims
and why?
because men lack wombs
butchering people
burning things down
tearing their stuff to pieces
only go so far
as to ensure
you can have rape babies
like genghis khan
but for the most part
even the most punctilious men
still have the strong urge to reproduce
it is hardcoded in their brains
of course babies are the last thing
in the mind of say a hedonist in a nightclub
but that's just a desire
that has been denaturalized
I think I will call it metadesire

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-F3NY4KrVk

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if it isn't love nor freedom
what women want
in economic terms
perhaps
thought the 21st century man
what women want is
efficiency
they want what they want
and they want it right now
and everyone else
will be just
devoutly passing on
their morsels to feed
the increasingly
dragon-like damsel
thank you
you are very kind
women have notoriously
suffered much throughout history
maybe it is time
for them to impose some
suffering upon others
escape into your own mind
and avoid their games at all costs
a shame that implies
you will end up without babies
but everything has a trade off
including peace of mind
and who knows
maybe you will find
someone who is crazy enough
to have some babies
in your terms

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuHvUQx6lRA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasCA_Dj1U8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpmPKI82ePk

efficiency

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when I have to talk to women
I'm always plagued by
imbecility and indecision
horrible prostration of mind
and it doesn't even cease
after they go away
I have a hard time falling asleep
and I keep planning
future interactions
that are never going to happen
even when there are
zero stakes in the relationship
that gotta be
several layers deep
of defense mechanisms
boobytrapped
to trigger some
harsh responses
if someone tries to
tear them down
or maybe that just means
I'm too honest to live in society
I need more causes
to contribute to the ruin of my morals
I still don't have enough reasons
Satan has been lazy lately
books, a handler or three
some songs now and then
a collection of things
desired and then acquired
is that it is this the privilege of a master
listen I would give you more if I had more
but all I can offer you are the luxuries of civilization

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a small girl told me
to be grateful in little
in order to attract much
a few days ago I overheard a guy on the phone
saying I don't get it
why does she complain so much
she has food and water
and she can see
I mean
she has everything
she's healthy and well fed
what is her problem
talking about your problems to men
specially if they are
insignificant
can only lead to frustration
it is the same as going to a doctor
and telling him oh I don't have anything
no symptoms no nothing
I just felt like coming here
I don't know
do some routine exams
I mean
you can totally do that
it is even recommended
but feels kinda pointless you know
if I'm not sick
why should I go see a doctor
if I don't have any real problems
why should I blabber all day about
my imaginary meaningless concerns
that is why women love therapy so much
they can blabber endlessly about nothing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3taEuL4EHAg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJBoTO6vZCc

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it is hard not to hate women you know
sour grapes and all
retiring myself from the affairs of men
without needing to do any stupid monastic vows
is that asking for too much
guess I will have to learn
some kind of skill
that allows me to work remotely
so that I might serve the mighty machine
truly outrageous
I was hoping to get a free ride
be fed clothed housed and educated for life
but I suppose at some point
I will have to start contributing something to society
I chose the worst possible job
considering my personality
teaching children
whatahell
maybe I should learn to code or something
there is no easy way out from this pit
and yet when I saw that cute girl
my heart began to beat wildly
but I see tears in your eyes
what is it, my dear wife?
I'm a remote island away from the continent
spent all my life building walls and defenses
preparing for an invasion
no one told me it was
my resposibility
to build bridges
my island doesn't even have
the proper resources to build a massive bridge
you fuckers in the continent wil have to help me out

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAXDRlPiJq0

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we have so much in common
and it is such a comfort to be with you
we may struggle with fear and anxiety
but we shape our own destiny
you're the least daredevil girl I ever met
escaping from a truthful reply was impossible
I am simply the property of someone else
I was bought at a very high price
I could have made a considerable sum
had my purchasers chose to put me
into the job of making money by all means necessary
but instead they decided to
put me to the job of learning stuff
aimlessly really
just learn stuff about the world
and tell us about what you have learned
I guess they were bored
or at the very least
not very smart or imaginative
guess that is what happens
when you spend a lifetime
just following orders
and isn't even allowed to vent
because venting could
break your programming
the thing is
what I write
has no moral implications in my mind
I don't care if it is right or wrong
makes no difference
makes no sense
that is why the only thing I can possibly be is a
poet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2K0h9MFy84

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsneH0mOq-0

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The first test of a candidate is giving him the nuke briefcase fully activated, just gotta push a button to end it all.

Of course it is a fake and it is only like 1 kg of C4 that will only blow up the candidate himself.

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Only So Much Deviation Can Be Tolerated

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