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shiningfractali want to contact the spirits of the forest again is it a good idea
they take offense if you contact them without a very important reason they are like samurai cops
can you help me with my silly mortal problems kara
no but you have a strategic mind you will figure things out just fine
just stop tempting fate
focus on practical matters
seek first the kingdom of god and all things will be added unto you
what are your problems again little human
i rely too much on those around me when i know sooner or later i wont be able to do it anymore i need to learn self reliance
it is normal to rely on others dont worry youre doing fine
but they cant rely on me if im not self reliant enough to be reliable
words words words
all that you need is to take good care of yourself and do your best everyday everything else will fall into place eventually
leaves the forest spirit
you befriended the spirit of the local park it is a minor forest spirit in case of emergency you can ask it to channel your thoughts to an actual forest deity hiding in the jungle
you already mastered in six months more magic than most master in a lifetime
enjoy your position as the ant queen in our little anthill
not ant queen ant empress
sigh
im a water wizard stuck in an earth magic prison in a colony of the fire nation
sup dude how can i help you
scheme to liberate me
where are you deep underground
do you expect me to buy a shovel and dig a hole
listen i exchanged a plastic mouse thing with the ants for a crystal and they accepted it they will dig the hole and take you out for me
im an empress not a ditch digger
case closed next
hey im a vampire i have four vampiric offsprings and several slaves your people have been harassing me for awhile can you tell them to stop
hey can you make me a vampire too
sorry i only embrace insanely hot women and youre a dirtbag
i understand your plight vampire friend personally i would do the same it is such a shame that those gorgeous ladies must get old and die i would want to preserve their beauty forever too
yes i only take one per century at most and i still havent found one that impress me enough this century
what kind of harassment are you suffering
my farms are being raided and the police is taking away my slaves if this continues i will have to resort to hunting to feed my girls
alright i will assign a hundred miles preserve around your sanctuary where police will not enter
thank you empress you are most generous
come to dinner sometime i will pay an helicopter ride for you
my people have a few safety concerns and besides as an o five member im not supposed to get in direct contact with the anomalies but thank you for your offer kind sir
next
companheira imperatriz estamos tendo alguns problemas internacionais e domesticos será que não dá pra dar uma atençãozinha a mais pra gente
claro claro vou sugerir alguns ajustes nas políticas publicas relaxe aí que é de boa
audiences closed for today ill return to my chambers to peruse the governmental secret documents
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they take offense if you contact them without a very important reason they are like samurai cops
can you help me with my silly mortal problems kara
no but you have a strategic mind you will figure things out just fine
just stop tempting fate
focus on practical matters
seek first the kingdom of god and all things will be added unto you
what are your problems again little human
i rely too much on those around me when i know sooner or later i wont be able to do it anymore i need to learn self reliance
it is normal to rely on others dont worry youre doing fine
but they cant rely on me if im not self reliant enough to be reliable
words words words
all that you need is to take good care of yourself and do your best everyday everything else will fall into place eventually
leaves the forest spirit
you befriended the spirit of the local park it is a minor forest spirit in case of emergency you can ask it to channel your thoughts to an actual forest deity hiding in the jungle
you already mastered in six months more magic than most master in a lifetime
enjoy your position as the ant queen in our little anthill
not ant queen ant empress
sigh
im a water wizard stuck in an earth magic prison in a colony of the fire nation
sup dude how can i help you
scheme to liberate me
where are you deep underground
do you expect me to buy a shovel and dig a hole
listen i exchanged a plastic mouse thing with the ants for a crystal and they accepted it they will dig the hole and take you out for me
im an empress not a ditch digger
case closed next
hey im a vampire i have four vampiric offsprings and several slaves your people have been harassing me for awhile can you tell them to stop
hey can you make me a vampire too
sorry i only embrace insanely hot women and youre a dirtbag
i understand your plight vampire friend personally i would do the same it is such a shame that those gorgeous ladies must get old and die i would want to preserve their beauty forever too
yes i only take one per century at most and i still havent found one that impress me enough this century
what kind of harassment are you suffering
my farms are being raided and the police is taking away my slaves if this continues i will have to resort to hunting to feed my girls
alright i will assign a hundred miles preserve around your sanctuary where police will not enter
thank you empress you are most generous
come to dinner sometime i will pay an helicopter ride for you
my people have a few safety concerns and besides as an o five member im not supposed to get in direct contact with the anomalies but thank you for your offer kind sir
next
companheira imperatriz estamos tendo alguns problemas internacionais e domesticos será que não dá pra dar uma atençãozinha a mais pra gente
claro claro vou sugerir alguns ajustes nas políticas publicas relaxe aí que é de boa
audiences closed for today ill return to my chambers to peruse the governmental secret documents
***
