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[shiningfractal]

these adventures of a noble bachelor
were morally painful to witness
imagine Zaratustra one day waking up horny
and descending his mountain to find a wife
finding great and glorious princes
who inform him that women now want to be liberated
they don't believe in the thralldom of marriage anymore
but upon inquiring how they go about having children
he is informed they simply have children with whoever they want
then go to court to force the men to pay for the children
where is the nobility in that
after so many troubles
modern "liberated" women
are no different from babylonian wenches
there were already laws in place
to protect the temple prostitutes
when they got pregnant
they children would be raised by the state
to become soldiers in the armies of the great Nebuchadnezzar
lost in a sea of daydreams
he imagined himself as a woman
and the dream was so pleasant indeed
he did not wish to imagine himself as a man again
but in the end the sage realized
it was just his imagination playing tricks on him
and so he decided to return to his mountain
it was only when he had given up finding a wife
that a woman showed up and said to him
"I will be your wife"
she was tired of the babylonian ways
and wanted to try something new
and so he returned to his mountain
but he was no longer alone

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