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Deuteronomio 4:3-7
I Crônicas 17:2
Jeremias 22:20
Jeremias 23:5
I Reis 11:36
Deuteronomio 24:14
Salmos 119:64
II Samuel 14:10
II Samuel 14:25
Salmos 102:2
II Samuel 6:20
Levitico 6:23
"God told me to offer one of my female cousins as sacrifice so no man will touch her"
"Oh great, another lesbian in the family"
Juízes 13:5
"God this nazireu shit is dumb why can't my kid have stylish hair like the other blokes?"
Cantares de Salomão 8:1
Ezequiel 5
"Take one of your nazireus and perform the ritual of Ezequiel to ensure success in the war."
"Ah, so that is why you keep them?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
Jeremias 4:5-31
Lamentações 3:1-2
Lamentações 3:55-57
João 12:37
Numeros 1:34
João 4:42
14 27 9 11 7 54 5 16 11 119 53 2
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I Crônicas 17:2
Jeremias 22:20
Jeremias 23:5
I Reis 11:36
Deuteronomio 24:14
Salmos 119:64
II Samuel 14:10
II Samuel 14:25
Salmos 102:2
II Samuel 6:20
Levitico 6:23
"God told me to offer one of my female cousins as sacrifice so no man will touch her"
"Oh great, another lesbian in the family"
Juízes 13:5
"God this nazireu shit is dumb why can't my kid have stylish hair like the other blokes?"
Cantares de Salomão 8:1
Ezequiel 5
"Take one of your nazireus and perform the ritual of Ezequiel to ensure success in the war."
"Ah, so that is why you keep them?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
Jeremias 4:5-31
Lamentações 3:1-2
Lamentações 3:55-57
João 12:37
Numeros 1:34
João 4:42
14 27 9 11 7 54 5 16 11 119 53 2
***