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[shiningfractal]

hey fucker

listen here

you know who has

"little secrets"

with children?

diddlers

hey you understood everything wrong

I'm just doing my open source psychotherapy in here

besides, we're betrothed so we can exchange these pleasantries

do you know her goddamn age?

yeah, I know, it will be a looong betrothal

I'm gonna enjoy every moment of it

really old fashion like I always wanted

just keep like ten old ladies watching her

maybe when she starts attending the Sorbonne

I'll already get some decency

and learn french to become an actual scholar

up until now I have only followed my fancy

and look how far it tooke me

gave me friends dearest

amongst the cleverest of men

my mind been toiling for so long

to figure out how I could ensure

both the survival of my line

and my ultimate revenge

and it seems that the answer is to

Prosper

assume as the provisory meaning of life

making money

so that I can afford children when the time comes

I like to keep the dream alive

with how fast technology is progressing

by then it might be as easy

as pressing some buttons

and choosing the traits of

an artificially gestated baby

but I wouldn't count on that

I was told that all men

must create for themselves

many options

so instead of just chasing Alexsandra

I decide to chase

the busty girl in literature class

(which I already dismissed, too many red flags on both ends)

the Baroness (we are Illuminati "married",

which is not the same as a real life marriage)

the Butterfly (though I probably shouldn't date a fellow Agent)

the Egyptian Goddess (she's perfect, she's more into me than I'm into her)

my old friend (the female one not the male one,

though it seems they're going to marry soon)

I also have a tiny little crush on the emo girl at college

and I noticed that I have a thing for girls that like death note

regardless of age what can potentially be a dangerous development

I was told the hunt is more fun than the catch

the only one I'm not hunting is the Princess

cause she's too young

but Kara told me to "cultivate" and "impress"

she did not elaborate further

so you see

my platonic love life is quite

Busy

it is a heart getting into high gear again

if I was going to consider the old timers

my teacher and my shrink are cute

but as the thing with the busty girl showed me

it is a very bad idea to make a move on coworkers

and teachers and shrinks are technically coworkers

at least in my mind

well, if you haven't been put off by my brutal honesty

I think a sudden ray of light has fallen upon us

I live to hear my grandchildren's laughter

that's all

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